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Naomi's gobbledygook wins award

08:27 Tuesday 12th December 2006

Naomi Campbell has won an award - for talking nonsense.

Naomi, 36, won the Plain English Campaign's Foot in Mouth award, reports the Sun.

The award was for saying she adores traditional English food, then adding: "There's nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta."

Germaine Greer, 67, scooped a Golden Bull award for a column in the Guardian newspaper.

She wrote: "The first attribute of the art object is that it creates a discontinuity between itself and the unsynthesised manifold."

Other winners included councils and firms. A job ad from recruitment consultant Wheale Thomas Hodgins said: "Our client is a pan-European start-up leveraging current cutting edge IP (already specified) with an outstanding product/value solutions set."

posted by The One Ocean @ 12/12/2006 04:05:00 AM